Satan: I would invade heaven.
Angels: 👁 👁
👁 👁
👁 👁
Satan: understandable, have a great day.

"What do you wanna be on Halloween?"
"Angel"
"Ooww so sweet.."

Halloween day
👄👁👀👁👀👁👄
👅👀👁👀👁👀👅
👄👁👀👁👀👁👄

Angel: Be not afraid.


"Sir, this is the scariest moment of my life."

Angels: (appears before humans) FEAR NOT
Humans: fear intensifies

Angels in cartoons: “Im baby”
Actual angels:
🔥🔥👁👁🔥🔥
🔥👁👁👄👁👁🔥
🔥🔥🔥👁👁🔥🔥🔥
F Ę Æ R N Ø T

Guy trying to flirt: "You have the face of an angel~"
Her: 👁👁👁👄👁👁👁 "Thanks"

This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Demons are fallen angels and have claimed to look not much different.

Angel: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

me: bruh you literally look like a xenomorph

Angels: "Fear Not"

Aliens: "We come in peace"

Humans: "FBI open UP

Spiders: "I got many eyes and I scare some people."
Angels: "Amateur!"

Medieval european artists when reading the Bible: "You know what bruh, screw this, I'm just drawing a dude with wings"

Everyone gangster till the 'biblically accurate' angels show up

Imagine being a angel trying to calm down a human.

Crazy that Bayonetta’s angels are more Bible-accurate than anything else we’ve seen in movies

Evangelion: Our angels are different

Bible accurate: “Pathetic”

Pastor: “I can’t wait to baptize your baby, I bet he’s real cute!”
Mother: “Oh, he’s an angel!”
Pastor: (concerned pastor face)

Dies: Is this heaven?
Angel: 👁👁👁👁👄👄👄👁👁👁👁👁
Me: Oopps wrong stairway

Pop culture angels: sweet-voiced twin-winged beauties

Biblical angels: Dark Souls intensifies

Me : I am the ugliest person in my class
Angels: first time?

And their colors. Beyond our imagination.