games i played:

Albert, can you please restock your hoodies? My daughters birthday is in 2 weeks. Help me be a cool dad.

that pucnh smooth and epic lol

Nobody:

Not even Albert:

Me in flee the facility when I’m hacking a computer:



Wow, thanks for all the love! I haven’t seen this comment in a month, this made me happy!

Albert: "Look at this disgisting rat man*

*Few seconds later*
Both: TeeHee

When his girlfriend walks in and this is what she sees-

“Look how depressed this guy is. I wonder if this will help him.”

Kills him

why does it look like this should be in anime

why can’t I stop laughing

at is when albert shows his fighting skills.

Fun fact: You’re not supposed to be able to crush an egg the way Albert did.

Albert is so weird but I can’t stop watching his videos

"oh, you's playing Minecraft"
"I like your cut, g"

we just gonna ignore the naked doll in the back?

when ur an impostor in among us

We’ve been waiting for this moment..
Albert is inlove with a rat.

Me, an italian: crying while albert is domestically abusing holy pizza

I couldnt get it to work so I just went back to using - opcodes . top

why does this look so brutal and real

Imagine that egg being a noobs skull and the yoke was his blood and inners: albert are you ok