"Its a picture of your mom because your mom is hot"

i have never been so complimented yet so insulted in my life

Monster: My father passed and I was lonely.
Mother: Am I a joke to you?

When the dude said see you in “HECK” I lost it lol

“It’s a picture of your mom because your mom is hot”
Damn Albert I didn’t know you were into 50 year old lady’s

"Why is the blood blue?"




*Detroit: become human intensifies*

All of a sudden the ground and floor starts shaking


Flamingo: heY thEre siSterS hEy ThEre siStErs yEeEaH

My mom walked in when Albert said “ur mom is hot”. 💀💀💀
Edit: for any of y’all wondering wat happened after she walked in she was like - 👁👄👁 wth r u watching 😡
Then I made up some stupid excuse saying that my friend sent me something 😀🤡
(My mom isn’t good w technology so when she asked to see I was like “o I deleted it-”)

“The elecrticity just went out”


says that as computer on desk is still on

Albert: “It’s like 50 degrees.”


My butt sitting in a 50 degree’s summer: 👁👄👁

Flamingo: made for kids *
Also albert: decides that it would be a good idea to put a picture from a scary movie *

Albert: "it's 50 degrees outside, its really cold."
Me, in Britain: "Wow, 15 degrees! lets go to the beach!"

Albert: it’s like really cold it’s 50•


Colorado: let me torture my people by making a day super hot and another day super cold

“It’s like 50 degrees” me: tImE tO gO sWiMmInG

"It's cold! 50 degrees!"


I'll burn at 50 degrees here in Australia...

2019: mom insults
2020: calling your mom hot

“Picture of your mom because your mom is hot”
When you realize your a spitting image of your mom: 🥴

Alberts voice sounds like he is actually there...If you know what I mean.

Albert: It’s the first really cold day of winter, it’s like 50 degrees
Me, a New Yorker: Throws on the thinnest hoodie I can find to go outside with

Rommie: HELP ME
That guy: BYE ROM SEE YOU IN HECK

Flamingo: "its 50 degrees and really cold"


michigan: "it's a good 30 degrees, nice day to go swimming"