“could you dont?” perfect English

edit: holy- how’d this get 935 likes- tysm!

Albert: How do I kill people?!

Also albert: Is literally the most harmless SCP ever

Payed 2000 robux
To be a cute ghost
The "hi" lol

“ Scp “ stands for “ Secure. Contain. Protect. “ The SCP foundation captures supernatural beings and objects that humanity cannot handle, and hides them! It’s like Area 51 owo

Albert: *talks about covid*

YouTube: ad revenue go 🟢 to 🟡 haha

Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture.

Like so Albert can see

YouTube getting “kind of mad” is an understatement. XD

Albert: name is Tsunadu and looks like a tsundere.

Me: hmmmm a man of culture.

Oh god-I was eating a smoothie when he said a “ ferret smoothie would not taste good” and I looked at my RED smoothie and almost puked 🤢

HOW RUDE OF THEM THAT THEY'VE FEED YOU TO THERE STUPID DEMONS!!!

I love how Albert mentioned how the hype and sway house are having party’s without masks lollll😂🤣

“Scary cough party’s”

Me looking at the thumbnail: awwww they're hugging

"can your lips taste the kiss of death?" by DARLING

"A ferret smoothie would not taste good"
as a ferret owner, I can confirm...


they taste like rotting corpses-

Idea: Host a event on your main account and join the event on an alt, mess around on the alt account and tell the fans that the event is canceled because of the alt

"I've been wanting to kill an animal for a while."

Albert 2020

"Ya, can you don't?"
-Albert 2020

Flamingo: exists


The demons: peace was never an option

I am the only who notice that Albert said ,” this is just hell”.