Idea: Get on life in paradise, and be like a news reporter saying, “There are houses here being robbed by a great criminal who escaped jail.
Then make it night or something and rip open a houses window and start “robbing” it while the owner or family is watching!

Who likes this?

Albert: Break into your heart, cause I love you
Fans: blush

“ITS ALL NOOBS”

That one junkbot viewer: unholy screams

Me: Causualy enjoys the video at the browie part
Albert: Says he's gonna have diarreha
Me: Leaves

“Don’t worry, the pizza is not poisoned”

“They get weapons and I get a bag of chips”.

i can relate to that

“do i wanna be stealthy or a bag of chips”









“sure ill be the fat one”

What if I told y'all I'm Sunscreen Face?-

Flamingo: Making fun of sunscreen eaters

Also flamingo: Is a sunscreen eater

"How do you fallen"


Massive earrape

Albert: Doesnt do anything

Albert: i saved you

Noobs: exist


Albert: peace was never an option

“I saved everyone”
Does do nothing
No one:
Not even soul:
E roux I got bars

Albert: I am taking order ship of all these kids
Also Albert: Stupid kids!
Me: What?
15:5

albert: OOOoooOOO sunscreens eaters im so lucky
*me looking at his avatar realizing that his avatar has SUNSCREEN on his face

"Don't save people it takes your energy"
"Save them cause they will save you"
"Nah don't save them"
- Albert 2020

"Stay In Bad Protect your Friends"
Albert:I have no friends

Flamingo: Albert
Life: boring
Video: best
Hotel: trivago

Comment 1: Scary Larry is just angry they didn't accept him in hogwarts
Comment 2: They have Phineas and Ferb fingers

Nobody:
Albert: look how stacked our squad is