Albert:dosent trust pizza in kitchen
Also albert: trust pizza in attic

I swear that Albert has kissed his mic more than his girlfriend XD edit: and the felipe head

"THEY GEET WEAPONS AND I GET A BAG OF CHIPS"


me: eating those same lays chips

This is how many times Albert said sister
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Albert: Nah I wanna be a kid

Also Albert: Hey where do you get a bat??

Me: You gotta be a adult.

Every other YouTuber: “you guys are amazing love you all”

Albert: “IDIOTS NOOOOOOOOOOOBS”

Albert : don’t save them also Albert : ok save them ALSO ALBERT : ok don’t save them :)

Albert: this guy is a sun screen eater


Alberts character: sunscreen all over his legs and hands and head

albert: "they get weapons and i get a bag of chips"
me: that seems accurate to what i would take to an event

Albert: They get weapons, I get a bag of chips.
Me: DUDE, YOU LITERALLY PICKED THE BAG OF CHIPS, THE HELL DUDE.

If you watch flamingo all the time like me count how many times he says disgusting rat

Purgers:oh hello there
Albert:ahhhhhh don't take me
Purgers:Attack him hes in the blue room snd hes a child
The other purgers:roger that
Scary Lary:good job now PURGE MY MINIONS

"I get to stress eat and they get to smack me in the head." I-

“Everyone survived”

Albert: “That’s unfortunate”

Albert: this is like fortnite

Me:god dang it, we lost another one.

Me: he sounded like patrick star when he said "Sarcy larry"

My bro: then is ainx spongebob!?

Me: idk

My other bro: iM sQuIdWaRd :>

Me and my older bro: ok...

Tips for break in:

1. Food heals you
2. Attack the fake pizza guy when hes not spinning/dizzy.

“”Break In” to your heart, because i love you.”





Me: ...W H O L E S O M E

Albert: Doesnt do anything

Albert: i saved you

“The green room was atacked,everyone survived”

Albert:thats unfortiunet

Me:*fighting over the coronavirus*