Not First but I showed up

flamingo : "My mom was a witch , we lit her on fire and she died."
me : snorts like a pig

Imagine Albert as a father, stuffing his child in the oven

"I could've sworn I had more limbs"
-Best quote of the decade.

"Im not your boss but im uh your killer"
LOVE IT

VIDEO IDEA: Slowly Make The Island They Are On Corrupt More And More Over Time (dead robloxians, fire, blood, scary music, etc.)
Like For Alberto To See

Albert: "*WHEEEEEZzz* wedge head"

Me: Dying on the floor like a rat

"I hate you"
Me: how did Roblox not censor that and why—

I love how Albert held a gun to Maddie’s head and she still just said “ignoring you”

His neighbors must love him screaming “MARIO TIME!” At 3am

Me: I give myself Self-Confidence everyday!
Someone: How?
Me: By putting my roleplay name as 'Attractive' In Adopt And raise a cute baby

Someone: *Exists*

Albert: Peace is never an option

Flamingo: People will only like me if I have JEAN SHORTS

Albert: *making his character a worm*
Me: IT’S EARTHWORM SALLYYYYYYYYYYYY

Idea: Dress up as a hot girl, and steal ladies boyfriends, then kill them after.

“I could have sworn I had a few more limbs” - massage man 2020

"anyone needs a massage?"

albert: STOP THATS CREEPY

Albert's thumbnail:
"Go to corny jail."
"Bonk"

That "rIcH" Girl:
You are Mr. Clean

Levi from attack on Titan:
...

"I look like a worm creature "me: EaRthwoRm SaLLY CaRY disISeS FRoM Florida To call