Not First but I showed up

“i could’ve sworn i had a few more
limbs” yo that dude actually had a sense of humour

"Maddie, I will pull the trigger."
-A Pair of Literal Jean Shorts

“The people like realistic shirts”
Teacher: Albert it’s backward shirts

Albert takes Fashion trends to a whole other level, years later people on Roblox will be wearing hunch-backed T-shirts and double-layered cake heads, and very thicc jean shorts on Roblox.

Me: I give myself Self-Confidence everyday!
Someone: How?
Me: By putting my roleplay name as 'Attractive' In Adopt And raise a cute baby

~throws baby strait into fan cutely~

“I hate you”
* says after being shot 4 times in the legs *

Imagine that girl from the beginning just getting mugged irl and she walks away saying “ignoring you”

I honestly love how Albert designs his characters-

I love how a man can get his body ripped apart and his response is just “I could have sworn I had a few more limbs”

"I could've sworn I had more limbs." -Massage guy, 2020

"You know, a few seconds ago I could've sworn I had more limbs."

i love how that one part sounds like the meme
"no, your son is fine, he just did a Fortnite dance so we put him down."

“MARIO TIME MARIO MARIO MARIO!’ imagine waking up to albert going MARIO TIME MARIO MARIO MARIO!!

His neighbors must love him screaming “MARIO TIME!” At 3am

Search “cartoon cat Trevor henderson” and paste a abandon mall in this game and add cartoon cat there cuz he lives there and eats people
Edit: he shape shifts and extend limbs

I watch this over and over just for the M A R I O T I M E

I’m not your boss, but I am your.. uh... killer
-Alberto
Some time ago.

how to mess with ppl without admin: change ur keyboard language to “korea” or “Japanese” and bang they won’t understand