Remember that one thing, when real people used to fill comments up, not bots. Pfft good ol’ days

No joke, Albert be looking fabulous in that outfit. Like, I want that jacket.

idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio this isnt mine

The dislikes are the people who didnt get robux in the game

I searched up Flamingo/Albert on safari apparently flamingo “died” interesting I guess his ghost is uploading...

Idea: Start up a zoo business in life in paradise and when they enter, ask them if they want to work there. If they agree, jail them and put them on display as an animal.
send this on instagram and his twitter so he will see this.
some people are saying he did this in bloxburg but he didn't because no one was watching and it was a museum and not a zoo and he did not have admin.

It's like the new year's eve count down. But better.

"if you watch someone die, is you bad?" on a serious note, if you weren't a victim, rather just a spectator, yes, absolutely. That's why Red Rooms are illegal. But witnessing a murder and not saying anything to the authorities does make you an accomplice to the murder.

my heart was pounding idk why tho lol

Flamingo: don’t press the button
Everyone: press’s button
Nobody:
Button scream’s in pain

There are more bots here than the hashtags you get when trying to say “ok” in roblox

Bruh im still in school waiting to get picked up- and im still sittin' here watchin' youtube

Albert: Don't trust me either

Yeah, we learned that the hard way

I actually never realised how good Albert looks in a leather jacket until I saw this

These countdowns are even crazier than when pewds reached 100 mil subs

When Albert said if you watch someone die that makes you a bad person he said it like he had experience

Omg flamingo I just dreamed that I was in my school then I found you and like I was omg iam going to get the phone and take a pic with him then my friend came to me and said to me come down quick flamingo will go and then i got the phone then my friend said to me he left and then I woke up from this dream then I asked my sister what is the time rn she said to me its 1 pm and then I said ro her put my phone in the charger quik iam gonna be late on my classes lol 😆

imagine if albert had admin commands in real life 💀

MY MERCH CAME I WEARING IT RN ITS SO COOLLLLL

Remember that one thing, when real people used to fill comments up, not bots. Pfft good ol’ days.