Causing people pain brings joy to Albert's eyes

albert: kills everyone in the server

Also albert: ”what i even do?”

albert:shooting taylors limbs


taylor: i dont know where i left them

“It’s a gun state”


Me in Florida:

Him: I don’t fell good
Her: breathes heavily
Her: vommitting

Albert: Don’t be like me

Us rat children: Too late.

Albert: "and there was a doctor pointing a gun at my head the whole time"

Me: wait, so he isnt going to say "Just kidding"? 0-0

"Let's see if there are any other hot hospital games." -Albert 2020

Alternate title: A grown man talks about his childhood troubles for eleven minutes and nineteen seconds

( No hate, love ya Alberto )

ALBERT MAKE A BED IN LIFE IN PARADISE THAT TELAPORTS YOU TO "HECK"

Idea: In Life in Paradise, put a teleporter on a bed so whenever someone tries to go to sleep, they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns, then slowly make it darker, by adding storm clouds, or getting rid of unicorns, then take them to a nightmare room where you spawn in monsters to chase them.
Edit: This idea was originally requested by Jellytinn Rollin.

Albert:Alright take me to safety

Doctor: Nope

Flamingo:*shoots guy* “There, I think that will solve it.”

The game: the most realistic Roblox hospital
Me: I am not sure docters are blasting 90s and shooting coronavirus

Albert: Florida is a gun state

Me: but where is the trigger

albert commits mass murder at a hospital gets kicked “what’d i even do” 😩

”P90 Assualt rifle.”

it makes me mad that they got the gun class wrong. It’s an smg AND THE GAME IS D U M B

imagine how alberts son or daughter will be like..... ->-¨

Albert: Florida has a lot of guns
Texas: Lemme introduce myself

albert: if i were a parent i wouldnt love my child either, i wouldnt ever say the words i love you but i would still raise him... not her


alberts fruture daughter: ;-;